《后妈茶话会》完整版台词是什么?
《后妈茶话会》是一个比较经典的片段。《后妈茶话会》完整版台词如下：灰姑娘的后妈：Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed（起誓）I must find the way to power through a noble brow 顶级贵族I married once for love, then my senses cameI must marry for the stature名望 of my husband's nameOnto marriage number twoI knew what I had to domy poor husband fell ill in a year or twoSolved problem number one, now to problem number twoHis doe-eyed天真无邪的 little girl with gentle point of viewWould I ship her off to school?No! I told her if she stayed that she’d haveTo earn her keep and so she became the maid女仆（后妈女儿：She was lazy！she was crazy！She was talking to the mice！）She was hopelessly naïve, so she had to pay the priceI moved her to the attic阁楼 out of sight and out of mindI could have thrown her out, but I am benevolent仁慈的 and kind（后妈女儿：Mother, your heart’s too big for you）I knew what I had to do～After all, difficult children will take advantage of your good natureSo you lock them up, throw away the keyThere’s one on every family tree（后妈女儿：UngratefulHatefulVile邪恶的 too, the things she put you through！）Break their spirit so they obeyNow they’ll do anything you sayMaybe you’d call it cruel but others would call it loveTough loveI ask you, is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?长发公主的后妈：Oh no, they’re so cute when they’re little butThen they grow up and just ruin everythingI never wanted children, life was better on my ownAll the screaming, nagging喋喋不休 chilled寒冷 me to the boneBut then one day I came across a flower growing freeIts magic kept me young, so I kept it all for meBut someone dug it up, now a baby held the powerSo I “borrowed” her, locked her up and hid her in a towerYears went by, Oh! the sacrifice!And against my better judgement, I fed her once or twiceTeenagers now I know I wild eat their youngBut that’s messyManipulation’s easily more funA little guilt, a lot of force, of course you have to lieRemind them that without you, they’d shrivel up 枯萎and dieThey only have themselves to blameIf you’d been there, you’d do the sameSo work them hard till they fall in lineThere’s one way and its only mine（白雪公主后妈：Children are lazy！灰姑娘后妈：Spoiled too！后妈们合唱：But we know what to do！白雪公主后妈：Govern them with a heart of stone！灰姑娘后妈：Lock them up so they’re all alone！长发公主后妈：Maybe you’d call it cruel but后妈们合唱：Others would call it love, tough love！）Ugh, her own tower with a water view andShe runs away, the first chance she gets白雪公主后妈：These wretched可怜的 brats乳臭未干的臭小子 think the world owes them something,But it doesn’tFar and wide I rule the kingdom with a heavy handBut there was more, I had in mind a greater planI never cared to share, so the king would have to fallBut his child blocked the way to me and “Fairest of them all”最美的人She was chubby胖嘟嘟的, she was dumbAnd grotesquely荒诞的 optimisticShe needed structure in her lifeShe wasn’t realisticI give her chores家务活 and took away the things that she’d enjoyBut then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boyLove? Would I just sit by and wait?For her to take my crown? No!She had sealed her fateShe had to go, and so she did and you know whatThey say, “An apple once a day keeps your enemies away”Don’t be fooled by their tender亲切的 smile后妈们合唱：Give an inch and they’ll run a mile～Our idea of a happy homeIs one where we live all alone长发公主后妈：Dark！灰姑娘后妈：Depressing！白雪公主后妈：Desolate！后妈们合唱：Now let’s all drink to that后妈女儿们：Call us wicked邪恶的 call us mean灰姑娘后妈：Cruel and everything in between长发公主后妈：You could say it’s unjust！白雪公主后妈：Turning their dreams to dust后妈们合唱：This is what we call love～tough love～～《后妈茶话会》火的原因《后妈茶话会》这个视频由PattyCake官方在鬼畜B站发布，最初还是up主柠檬带火，不过正主来了，谁都要往后退一退！《后妈茶话会》当然是一群后妈参加的，尤其是第三季《声临其境》韩雪和张含韵配音的《后妈茶话会》惊艳四座，所以这个段子也更加被广大网友熟知和喜爱。
后妈茶话会歌词 完整歌词
1、后妈茶话会歌词如下：
后妈茶话会 - WANGYIN&汪银
Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed
I must find the way to power through a noble brow
I married once for love then my sences came
I must marry for the stature of my husbands name
Onto marriage number two
I knew what I had to do
And my poor husband fell ill in a year or two
Solved problem number one now to problem number two
His doe-eyed little girl with gentle point of view
Would I ship her off to school
No I told her if she stayed that shed have
To earn her keep and so she became the maid
She was lazy
She was crazy
She was talking to the mice
She was hopelessly naive so she had to pay the price
I moved her to the attic out of sight and out of mind
I could have thrown her out but Im benevolent and kind
Mother your hearts too big for you
I knew what I had to do
After all difficult children will take advantage of your good nature
So you lock them up throw away the key
Theres one on every family tree
Ungrateful
Hateful
Vile too the things she put you through
Break their spirit so they obey
Now theyll do anything you say
Maybe youd call it cruel but
Others would call it love
Tough love
